I just woke my parents up because I fell up the stairs

lolzpicx:

The temp controls in my fridge are the same as the ones in my heart

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gaybabyjail:

don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams

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2treehill:

if u talk shit about kreayshawn im done with u bye

chickensandwich:

edwad:

the economy is doing so much better and it makes me happy ahhh(:

lil government girl thing #39 <3

fffcuk:

the fix for our economy

fffcuk:

the fix for our economy

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paralysedbeaver:

The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.

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fatkidinmath:

im sorry if ive ever told you the same story twice its just that i dont have an interesting life and cool things rarely happen to me

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nintendofunclub:

c0caino:

Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.

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dwangelas:

The Office: First and Last Appearances

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Urinal Cake Decorations by Carmichael Collective

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